Story of my life.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 02:35:11 -0400

thepenguinsoftexas: Same

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:34:35 -0400

thepenguinsoftexas:

Same

pauloferreiraa: skittle-happy-matt: loki-princeofcats: lusilly...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:34:02 -0400

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

nazeem38: exxpensiveslang: shroomyloomyland: That awkward...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:29:48 -0400

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:27:58 -0400

by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train

bekn: in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:27:46 -0400

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone

do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:27:41 -0400

do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over

shamuel-cool: Credit to… [X]

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:25:53 -0400

shamuel-cool:

Credit to… [X]

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr neither should 14 year olds or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:24:42 -0400

lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr

neither should 14 year olds

or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,

nobody

nobody should be on tumblr

horrible website

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Sat, 25 May 2013 02:23:42 -0400

arno-hero: Here’s your dosage of internet for the day.

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:23:12 -0400

arno-hero:

Here’s your dosage of internet for the day.

sloth-grunge: u little shit

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:22:47 -0400

sloth-grunge:

u little shit

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Sat, 25 May 2013 02:22:35 -0400

People like to say “You shouldn’t get visible tattoos because...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:21:08 -0400

People like to say “You shouldn’t get visible tattoos because you’ll regret it on your wedding day when you can’t wear the dress you want without looking disgusting.”

Those people can shut the fuck up.

wartortles: if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:20:48 -0400

wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

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unabating: go away i dont want to talk to you

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:15:42 -0400

unabating:

go away i dont want to talk to you

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10knotes: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:12:12 -0400

10knotes:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.