it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
i know the world doesn’t revolve around me but it kinda does
*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*